How to Land Your Dream Job

Even though the experts will tell you otherwise, the following steps are guaranteed to land you the job of your dreams. Simply follow these steps and you won't fail:

1. Do a random internet search in your field of practice
2. Begin cold-calling hundreds of agencies
3. Wait a month and a half
4. Receive a call that you apparently missed an interview you didn't know you had & sound responsible enough to convince them to do an emergency interview on the Sunday afternoon of a 3-day weekend.
   
5. Run into the wall on your way walking out of the interview
6. Receive a call in 48 hours with a job offer

**Ok, I guess this just goes to show you that you pretty much have very little control over getting what you want and that it's probably more important to spend your time getting to know the One who gives good gifts.